Bubbly...

We were planning a weekend in to ravish each other and to make sure we'd have everything we'd need I got sent a list of things to get:

Wine - always a good idea
Champagne - can't go wrong with that
Strawberries and cream - made my imagination go wild
Play Lubricant - really excited me
Poppers - woohoohooo

added a few things of my own like roses for her, Amarula flavoured chocolate body paint etc.

This would be our 2nd weekend together and our first sleepover. I couldn't wait.

So, as you can imagine everything went really well but what amazed me was the following: My lover sent me to get the champagne. As I was parched from all that we've been doing I complied and rushed to get glasses and the bubbly - which was by then nice and chilled

I was starting to open the bottle when she grabbed it from me and pushed me down on the bed. I was lying on my back with this stunning woman sitting naked on top of me with her womanhood positioned right on top of mine. I couldn't imagine anything better. After the bottle popped open she lifted it to her mouth as if to drink and as I watched her the champagne started pouring down her tanned body all the way past her pelvic area and directly onto my clitoris.

The bubbles surrounding my swollen and sensitive pussy was pure ecstasy. After taking a sip of the champagne and transferring some to me via an intense wet kiss she poured some more down her luscious body and as the bubbles tingled and teased my slit she started moving her body and rubbing herself against my chilled throbbing mound. The movements were slow and erotic and to add to this she was massaging champagne into her breasts wherafter she leaned forward for me to lick off every drop.

After emptying the bottle she leaned forward and kissed me with such passion that could feel our bodies being moulded into one. By that time my va jay jay was pulsating with wet juicy lust for this beautiful woman and as her fingers entered me hard I exploded into multiple orgasms which left me shiverring and close to tears.

So next time you get some sparkling wine or champagne... make sure to get 2 bottles.

It's worth it!

Toys?

HELL YES!!!

They have been designed and made to give pleasure so why not. Using a toy does not reflect in any way on you or your partners ability to give pleasure. It aids, assists and enhances your sexual experience.

Here is a list of  my top 5 frequently used and favourite products.

5.) This pleasure object nestles elegantly in the curves of your hand, it makes a discreet personal companion that is designed for play in every sense of the word. This couple-friendly toy makes LELO the massager of choice for anyone who enjoys having intense pleasure at their fingertips.

4.) Here's the perfect companion for any bath or hot tub! Made to stimulate it will send you to the moon and back! This little ducky is perfect for those quiet little relaxation baths, or for an arousing encounter with that special someone. Never take a bath alone again - let the Rubber Ducky be your bath companion whenever you get wet...

3.) Tie me up or tie me down….. Relinquish all control. AWESOME

2.) Rush, Poppers and Sex? You Bet! Rush makes sex great. Rush gives you a better orgasm. In fact, this tiny bottle of poppers makes so much difference that many of us never want to go without. Not that poppers are addictive; isobutyl nitrite, the stuff that gives you that special poppers rush, leaves the body quickly. A bottle of Rush poppers can make mediocre sex good, and good sex spectacular. Instead of being "me having sex," I become sex itself, and the experience can be overwhelming

1.) The Cone will have you rocking, humping and gyrating like a slag in a nightclub.
Simple effective and spectacularly orgasmic. This is the greatest invention since the  Kama Sutra.
FUCKIN FANTASTIC!!!

And now....PLAYTIME ;)

First Time

So, I met my lover through an online dating site. I know many people fear these sites as they are filled with freaks and perverts, but take a chance. You might strike it lucky and hit the jackpot. We are living proof that it can and does happen. Anyway... back to my story. So we chatted for a good two weeks or more wherafter we decided to meet. As our online chats were a bit raunchy we were already hot for each other before our first meeting. Got there, met, fell head over heels.... made plans for a second date. After an extremely hot phone sex episode I picked her up and we headed to the restaurant for date number two.

As I couldn't contain myself and was literally dripping in my seat I starting rubbing my leg against hers and as the wine flowed and the night grew longer we finally had our first mindblowing kiss. The kissing got so out of control we decided not to eat and left the restaurant and headed to a nearby gay pub. Our lips were glued to each other. People might have been watching, staring, ogling, perving... who knows. For that entire night nothing and no-one existed except for her and nothing else mattered than feeling her lips on mine, tasting her, feeling the heat radiating from her skin.

As the sun started rising, lips were tingling, pussies were throbbing and it was time to say goodbye. Sleep wouldn't come. Work couldn't be done. I was up on a cloud with the winds of venus and aphrodite keeping me afloat. I was counting the seconds until our next rendevous where my clitoris would hopefully come up to bat.

We had decided that we were going to put sex off for atleast two months to avoid our relationships foundation to be purely physical...but come-on. There are many ways to release the pressure that's been building. Long story short. We have no selfcontrol whatsoever and on date number three (which was at my place) we fucked each others brains out.

It was ...wow.... there are no words. Feeling her wet pussy finally rubbing against mine. Her fingers pulsating in and out of me. The smell of her lust filling the air. Her body erupting into orgasmic pleasure. Her screams intoxicating my mind. Her intense gaze seeing right through me.

LOVE. LUST. SEX.......it was complete and utter BLISS

The neighbours had a smoke...

Underrated

Before I get to my actual post I want to air my concern about certain gorgeous woman who do not get the attention and ratings they so well deserve. As a former Angelina Jolie addict I can now boldly say that that ship has sailed. My longterm infatuation came to an abrubt halt as Brad Pitt entered the scene. I'm nor really sure what made her less appealing... is it the man in her life, the mommy persona, the almost skeletal frame... Who knows. Her place has been filled by two women that offers something that I can't really put my finger on. It could be the look in their eyes, their smiles...Not sure...But I find something in both of these creatures irrisistable. Even though I have no intention of setting out after them, as not even they match the beauty and presence of the goddess who I am permitted to love everyday... they get two thumbs up from me. Gorgeous!!

Kate Hudson

Piper Perabo

Where to start?

I suppose it would be wise to put down some of who I am and what I have experienced in order to assure all that I do have first-hand knowledge on all topics I'll be discussing. Even though the workings of my mind might seem to classify me as a complete nut... I assure you I am not.

Ok, here we go. I have had MANY relationships. Even more sexual partners. I wish I could tell you that the number of partners I've slept with stays in the double digit category - but that would be a lie. So as not to get too technical...lets say that I've had more than Lady Di, but less than Madonna (I hope)

There have been men, woman, couples, groups, strippers, swingers, one-night-stands, gorgeous creatures, some not so gorgeous creatures and probably a few I've forgotten about.

I am currently in a monogomous relationship with a stunningly beautiful woman. The sight of her sets ablaze every inch of my being. Her voice makes me tremble inside and her touch sends my mind into overdrive and my body into complete ecstasy. She understands and accepts my past and says that I had to go through all I've been through to get to where I am today. She adds that my sexual past has led me on a road which has moulded and shaped my skills into what it is today. The short of it... we satisfy each other on each and every level... which makes our days and nights orgasmic.

It's been a number of years and the honeymoon still aint over. The sex gets better as each day passes. As we've learnt the inner workings of each others bodies and minds, our sexlife has intensified to a point where we are left in a permanent state of euphoria - always wanting more.

I will be posting random topics - depending on my mood - but I will most definitely be sharing some of our hottets moments and exactly how we went about getting to those earth shattering ejaculations...

But for now - here are some quick tips and facts:

1) No matter how many websites or friends confirm it: 'funky cold medina' does not belong on the 'mood' playlist. I don't care if Dupree got it going on the tune...it doesn't work. If humour is part of your foreplay...by all means go for it. But having your wonderfully deep orgasm interupted with hysterical laughing fits is not on. Same goes for Barry White. Don't go there.

2) Personally delivering flowers to your girls workplace after a SUCCESFUL 1st date will win you some major points and have her love you so much more

3) Stimulating all 3 g-spots simultaniously IS possible and WILL result in an orgasm that is so ridiculously fucking good that it will bring you to tears

4) EVERYONE is a suspect.

5) Onions and garlic DOES make your juices taste...'odd'....just keep it in mind

6) Female Ejaculation is not a myth... tried, tested and personally proved

7) J-Lo's ass is not big. It's awesome. She's HOT

8) You DO have the best orgasms while on your period - and NO it is not gross

9) Too much sucking can cause breasts to lactate and produce milk (even if your not preganant) so beware

10) Headaches are no excuse. According to medical science one of the best cures to relieve headaches is.....SEX

11) Use hands and fingers, yours and hers, its more fun to join than to watch anyway

and...that's that for now

Finally...

This is it. No more trying to blog about subjects that I have limited knowledge on or topics that start to bore me and obviously everyone else. Now it's time to write about things I am, things I love, things I enjoy and of course things I know about. For example...I am a lesbian. I love my partner. I enjoy sex and I know where the clitoris is situated.

This time round I will be using my blog for fun and not for financial gain. If my words and thoughts somehow entertains, amuses, horrifies or enlightens anyone - that would be an added bonus but is by no means the purpose of this page.

So, if your female, gay, inlove, oversexed, undersexed, curious or just plain borred - brace yourself....I will be revealing it all - the facts according to me!

Time for a smoke...